so porter's days of being the shiny new thing are numbered. i mean, he's cute and cuddly- that's pretty cool and all, but he's no big brother. at least not yet. it's cute, him learning how to be a person and all, but it's not like he's the first person ever to read a book.
or to say, uh oh. i talk all day long and my mom gets sick of me. but porter, he can babble and babble- and he gets praise. what the biz?
and WHY does he get suckers? i'm only allowed suckers after the doctors office. and those are sugar free.