dropping it like it's hot

so as i am transitioning into manhood, i thought it proper to give pooping in the potty a go. honestly, the potty and i have not been friends up to this point. i mean, i enjoy flushing and unravelling the toilet paper but sitting on it? no way jose [which is what i've named the toilet].

my mom, being the wise and sneaky woman that she is, started getting a lot of big boy books at the library- about being a brother, saying bye-bye to the crib and using the potty. so naturally i was curious. she bought an avenger seat and some oreos at walmart one day and bribed me to sit on the potty. well, naturally i had to pee - but i got 2 whole m&ms! from just a little bit of dribble! so of course, i wanted more treats. pooping was next - now this is not so easy. i don't really notice when i need to poop but my mom has gotten me to go 3x on the potty. pretty respectable. and those oreo's don't hurt either.

honestly, it's just nice to relax on the pot, do my business and let mommy read me some books. if some poo poo or pee pee comes out, so be it. at least i get to wash my hands, what is pretty awesome. don't worry guys, i'm not potty training, just securing myself some more snacks. i mean, i still need my mom to know i'm running this ship so i don't use the potty all the time. a man has got to keep some control in his life, ya know?