i bit porter

so you've all heard about when charlie bit his brother right? did you know they're making it into a movie? well, here is an instance where movies mirror reality.

i bit porter.

in my defense, i was trying to snuggle and love on my brother like i do my blankets. and i bit my blankets and they love me, so i don't see what the big deal is. mom was making dinner while porter was getting his wiggles out on the counter, lying on a blanket. being the good brother that i am, i noticed that he was cold so i started to wrap him up on one side. and a wrapping is not complete without a snuggly kiss. well that kiss turned into a love bit and his finger got in the way.

just a classic case of wrong time, wrong place.

hopefully porter doesn't make it into a movie one day. i've got plans of being president one day and this could really derail my career.