April 5, 2013

my bedroom tour 2.0

transcript:
landon: so this is my room, not much to look at but it's mine. oh here's my sheet my mom keeps on the floor so she doesn't have to sit on it's nastiness but i like to roll around on it. here are my books - oh 
CARS!
let me climb up on this chair and see if i can see anything..ump...it's harder then it looks. so what do i see? a tree, some grass, bird, 
CARS! CARS!
oh wait, is that? is that?
DADA! DADA!
no... that's not dad. just another car. oh wait, let me show you my roommate. his name is jesus. he's pretty chill, doesn't leave much of a mess. mom is always saying his name and pointing him out in books but really, what's the dealio. so ya that's my bed and tool bench but the real fun thing is this cool chair!
so ya i spend a lot of time standing up here, looking out the window. i really like my parent's window the best because i can sometimes see the kitty. here, let me see if i can climb up on this window and show you how real fun is to be had...
mom: no! careful.
landon: ugh mom. be COOL! i'm taping here. so ya, my tool bench. my mema got me it and it's tons of fun to turn this knobby thing. see, turn-turn-turn. wait, why doesn't this come off? i want it off. mom! do something! come here! mom, i really want it off. now please. ok this tour is over- help mom. help! did i stutter? now!

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