miss me? of course you did. well, really only my favorite aunt shannon did because she's my only faithful ready [which is why i can call her my favorite aunt shannon and get away with it]. christmas was the bomb.com. it was like international landon day- i got slurpees, i got treats, i got presents, i played with dogs. it was fantastic. in fact, i'm kinda have some post-christmas blues because it's not all about me all the time and mom refuses to buy me a present everytime we got to the store [lame]. even the slurpee fairy hasn't showed up in a whole week. whatevs- i know once porter gets here [t-minus 10 days] i'll get spoiled again [parent guilt].
here's a rundown of my christmas- santa brought me a magic christmas seed which grew over the day into our giant fake tree! quite fantastic- i always knew my kisses were magical. i don't know why all the ladys [aka charlotte and taylor] run away from them.
i saw the old man santa a couple times- i had to make sure he knew what i wanted [tractor and airplane toys]- he is old and must have a terrible memory. with all that sugar no doubt he's a diabetic coma waiting to happen. i don't quite get why he didn't remember me all the time or why he changed his appearance so much but hey, everyones allowed some civil liberties.
technically this happened after thanksgiving but still worth mentioning- my gf charlotte came back to visit me [knew she couldn't keep away from this stud muffin]. we had so much fun playing! i wish she lived closer. before i was always surrounded by girls and now it's a sausage fest- i need more girlfriends [not girl friends mind you].
jack, my elf on the shelf, came to visit me and brought me a lot of presents. he also set up some fun activities to do like decorating christmas trees [aka treat fest!] and riding trains [i rode like a million. really the conductor needs to give me the keys because i'm sure i have it down pat now. i even have my own hat so i should be a shoe in].
my favorite animals came to visit- charley with his floppy ears [not pictured] and toquer with his snuggly tummy. toquer i kept trying to pick up and wrestle, which somehow the boring grown ups frowned upon. charley let me ride him and play with his floppy ears- and he gave me kisses.
remember how i said i rode trains and saw santa? i did both one day with my family. well, how i tell it is aunt lynsey and skyler took me on the train but my mom, dad, grandpa dave and kristi came too. i did not quite enjoy this as much. but i did enjoy the copious amount of ice cream and sprinkles i got at the buffet after.
lastly, i had a blast visiting with all my favorite cousins! nick and noah came to visit after christmas [and brought me presents, of course]. all my aunts got to spoil me and fight for my affection, i got treats almost every day. life is grand with family.
2 comments:
Of course I missed you kid! It's been an entire month since a post, how could I not miss the humor! Charley and his floppy ears miss you too but are excited to see you when baby Porterhouse comes to live with you. Just hang on until then and the slurpee fairy will be back with chippies and Cheetos.
dude, i'm a faithful reader of yours too. dont you give aunt shan all the credit. although, i'm okay with her being the fav. only because she does get to see you more :oP love you all!
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