my bday wish list

the big 0-2 is coming up in about a month and believe you me, i am already on the hunt for my birthday presents. if i learned anything these 23 months of life, it's that you gotta ask what you want. in high decimals. repeatedly until you break down the will of your parents.

first up on the list, a dog. i swear my parents KNOW how much i want one but instead, are giving me a little brother. that's crap. crap i tell you. here i am playing with toquer at lynsey's wedding a couple of weekends ago. we had so much fun, i just ran around asking for toquer the whole three days. parents are just selfish.

next, a big boy room. preferably in cars/airplanes/trains decor. i know i'm being evicted from my crib but i'd like to do the walk of shame with some dignity into a room that's adorned with stuff i love. so feel free to throw m&ms all on the ground as well [not like we have a dog that will eat them].

i'd also like my own spoon/bowl/plate so i never have to share again. i'd also take costco size tub of applesauce, chippies, slurpee and fruit snacks. a guy can never be too full. that's not too much for ask for being 2 is it?