whoopi [said in a 'little rascal' voice]
really, i just don't get it. why did my parents need ANOTHER kid? how can it get any better then perfection? it just can't. they are making a huge mistake. i mean, whose going to have to take care of this little worm? not my mom. she just sleeps around all day complaining that the baby is making her sick. do you know how didn't make her sick? i don't, at least not now. so i win.
i mean, a little brother wouldn't be so bad. someone i could blame things on, teach them to do naughty things, be my look out man. but a sister? gag me. that would be the worst. i mean, they smell. and cry SO much!
i guess we'll see come the end of august. until then, i am going to syphon the energy out of my mother and father so they don't think again about another sibling. because i for sure cannot handle a third competitor for mom's attention.
1 comment:
You can always blame things on little sisters too. Just ask your mom about flowers in the bathtub.
By the time the third kid shows up, you will be grateful that your mom cannot check up on you so often.
Get lots of time in with mom and dad now. After Lemon, it will never be the same. Also, ask for lots of slurpees! 😘
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