bobcat pretzel toes

lately i've become quite bendy - like a bobcat pretzel thingy. so naturally i've taken quite an interest in my toes. now i love the taste of fingers - nothing quite like 'em. but my toes come pretty close, let me tell you. those things are so much fun.

but i have to be naked in order to get to them. worth pooping through my clothes.

what's a guy to do to get some chocolate or ice cream on those things??