finally, i am HERE and let me tell you, it was not the easy journey. actually, it was quite horrible. you see, i was sitting all nice and pretty when all of a sudden, i started having these earthquakes. it felt like the whole world was coming down on me- and they kept happening. a lot - it was the worst. right when i'd be getting ready to sleep - BAM - earthquake. when i was putting the long things attached to my hand into my mouth - BAM - earthquake. do you KNOW how annoying it is to not get a moments rest? it seemed to go on for-ev-ver.
eventually they seemed to stop but i could tell it was just the calm before the storm. then all of a sudden, some strange light came through into my space [without knocking, might i add] and some large hands pulled me out of my water bed- just like that! without even asking! it was cold, i felt exposed, and i felt myself do something i'd never done before and haven't really stopped since- i cried.
the next few days seemed to fly on by. i've learned so much- i feel so much older and wiser. i've learned about fingers - man i love those in my mouth but hate when they go into my eyes. i can't seem to control my limbs at all, they just seem to flail about and really get in the way when i'm about to have lunch. oh, and lunch! it's like an all-you-can-eat-buffet. you just cry and someone brings you food- it's amazing! not everything here is peachy-keen. eating has its side-effects too- including poops. mine seem to have an extraordinary amount of power and noise- which is all fine and dandy. but the lady who brings me food doesn't seem to like it when i do that. she is ALWAYS taking off my diaper to wipe me and change me- it's so cold and embarrassing, i feel so violated. but i do like all the kisses and hugs and snuggles i've been getting.
speaking of which, the lady who brings me food? i think i like her. when i do the whole crying thing, she is always there to pick me up and rock me. she really knows the way to put this mister to sleep. and the dude who is always by her? he seems pretty awesome. i don't really know him too much but his voice sounds familiarly. he seems like the kind guy that would buy you candy and take you to the park and such. i'm gonna keep my eye on him...he has best buddy potential written all over him. here's my week:
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| haven't figure out the balance thing- i seem to topple over all the time. and don't even get me started on holding up this huge noggin of mine |
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| the milk lady and coolio dude got me all WET - it was basically the worst day of my life to date |
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| sometimes i don't understand why she does this to me? how am i supposed to pick up chicks looking like this- THIS |
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| oh my gosh- so over this paparazzi thing |
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| actually i like this giant dog. i know it's horrific but he's quite cuddly and soft |
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| don't tempt me people- do not tempt me |
peace
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